(It’s not quite a resumption of regular updates, but it’s a start!)
The past is a peculiar thing in EastEnders. Nine times out of ten, it’s ignored or forgotten about; glossed over by the characters as they go about their day-to-day lives, because if they allowed themselves to dwell on everything that had happened to them since setting foot in Albert Square, they would never bring themselves to leave their warm cocoon of a duvet in the morning and face the bleak reality of life in a soap opera.
More importantly, remembering the past would make social interaction in Soapland all but impossible. Family gatherings would be a nightmare beyond belief.
“Jack? How are you? I thought I’d invite all of Jim’s family round for lunch on Sunday, if you’re free? So that’ll be you, and your wife – how’s she doing, by the way, since kidnapping that baby? – and I suppose we ought to invite her sister, since she is the mother of one of your many children…which means we should probably invite her boyfriend too, even if he is the biological father of the baby you thought was yours… But don’t worry, it won’t be awkward! Because I’ll also invite your brother Max, the one who you beat to a pulp a couple of weeks ago, you remember, you nearly ran off to France with his wife…and Carol as well, of course, though it’s a shame none of her children are around these days, with Bianca in prison and Billie dead…wasn’t Billie responsible for you ending up with a bullet in the brain and totally paralysed (but not really), by the way? What’s that? You can’t make it? Oh, what a shame…”